Objectively Awkward

Well-Intentioned Social Terrorism

Sunday, May 13, 2012

05/13/2012

Mother's Day!

Objectively Awkward: Euless, Texas, United States; "Objectively Awkward exists in our time but hugely projects a hint of post-human characteristics. His astonishingly handsome likeness and rousing charm make him a wonderful candidate for parties, employment, friendship and most importantly, rough sexual encounters."

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